...And 31 is ANCIENT

As a youngster, my mom would often ask me how old is OLD? I would always say that an age higher than her was old...

One day, right after she had just turned 31, we had an argument about SOMETHING stupid (as they all are, right?) and I spun around and told her "29 is old...31 is ANCIENT!"

Well, now it's "proven" that I was right, as a wee little 6 years old...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7945569.stm

For the passive aggressive angry people...

Ever been angry, hurt, heartbroken by an ex? Now you can express it in a healthy, useful manner...

Everytime you clean your knives, you get to stab 'im right through the chest, head and "other" regions -- without even getting in trouble!

I'm sure you could even make a "voodoo doll" out of this knife holder, if you were really bent on revenge/psychosis!

Only 99.99 at overstock** (although red, white and black versions of the thing are available for a discounted price of 69.99)


** I am not linking this for profit, I am solely linking it for reference. I do not endorse nor make money from this link!